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Hilarious...

Hilarious...

Because twitter only gives me 140 characters....

I've compiled a list of random thoughts that have been rambling around my head for the past two weeks, and since twitter only gives me 140 characters at a time, the following is literally a mental up-chuck. Enjoy.

1. "The Gospel is only good news if it gets there in time." -  Carl FH Henry // Holy wow.....this should make us really step back and prioritize!!

2. Church signs always give me mental pictures of pharisee's holding stones with a wild and self righteous looks in their eyes!

3. The Rebels Series at The ROCK has been incredible, and the great thing is....I don't even think that this church has even tipped the ice berg on what God has planned!

4. I'm engaged to the most incredible woman on earth and I can't wait to be her husband! Holy Lord, please beat the crap out of my life and shape me into a man that is worthy of that gift!!!

5. I have over 40unanswered emails in my inbox from today that I don't feel like answering right now.

6. I'm excited about Katalyst!! If your a Student....you should be there. Wednesday Night 6:30pm. Trestle, Conway.

7. I would seriously likea smoothie from Tropical Smoothie Cafe right now.

8. I love waking up in the morning to the smell of Bean Street Coffee and spending time with Jesus in the quiet of the morning!

9. THIS video on Brad Cooper's Blog is hilarious!

10. I have been restricted from watching any of the new episodes of The Office online unless I watch them with my beautiful fiancee. Which is totally screwed up!!!

11. That Song: "Beautiful the Blood" by Steve Fee is AWESOME!!

Until next time....

Funniest Episode of The Office Ever...

So we have a new favorite "Office Moment". Enjoy...

By the way....this is Season 5, DVD 2, Episode: Customer Surveys

This is definitely me today...

 

Happy Labor(less) day!

25 Things I Hate About Facebook...

ok....lets be honest: I LOVE facebook, and according to my beautiful fiancee, I spend waaaaay to much time on it, and twitter, and this blog, etc.

But my beautiful fiancee found this hilarious video (funniest part is that it's all true!) and I have no choice but to share.

Enjoy:

Possible back up band for the Rock...

Just in case the worship band at The ROCK ever needs a break....I've found the perfect stand in's!

Dilbert....it's the other "The Office"!

Andrew & Ashleigh's favorite quotes from "The Office"

In honor of the new season that can't get here fast enough, we're sharing some of the comedic genius known as "The Office"...

Andrew's favorite #1:

Andrew's Favorite #2: (after michael ran over meredith with his company car in the parking lot)

Ryan:	Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott:	It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan:	I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott:	Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

Andrew's Favorite #3:

Ashleigh's Favorite #1: (when Phillis was trying to set Michael up on a date)

Phillis: "Michael I know a nice girl I could set you up with!"
Michael: "Could an average row boat support her without capsizing?"
- Akward pause -
Michael:"It bothers me that you're not answering"

Ashleigh's Favorite #2: (After driving his car into a lake.)

Michael: "Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. Well guess what? I just drove my car into a lake…Why, you might ask, did I do this? Well, because of a machine. A machine told me to drive into a lake and I did it. I did it because I trusted Ryan’s precious technology, and look where it got me."